idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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