Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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