No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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