Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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