hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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