We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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