im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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