i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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