I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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