I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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