Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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