Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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