You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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