You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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