Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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