when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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