I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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