Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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