he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
