You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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