i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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