Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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