btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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