8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
I am invincible.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Is Oprah even human