so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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