She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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