I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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