I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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