Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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