already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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