I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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