Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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