After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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