I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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