thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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