I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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