I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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