put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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