She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize