Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
