That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just fell off a train. Bad.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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