I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Randomize
