I'm eating all of the evidence.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Randomize