I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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