May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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