i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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