No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
This toilet bowl is my home.
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