Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
where does the pee come out of this thing
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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