it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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