i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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