Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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