I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao