Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy