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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

  (216): View more from Ohio

  I'll be there in 20 with vodka.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.

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• (510): View more from California

  Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.

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