Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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