i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Semen is not good for contacts.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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